It aint easy being brilliant...

Tony Romo was in the building and a TEXAS team LOST.

Coincidence?

I think not.

Might wanna consider banning this motherfucker from the building for Game 5, Spurs brass.

If I were trying to make myself relevant again, I believe I would find someone a little better than Miley Cyrus to perform at my “launch” party.

Launch?

You’re fucking kidding, right?

MySpace is 10 years old, for Christ sake.

2003…

Back from when I thought Britney Spears was the sexiest woman ALIVE.

Anyone else find it ironic that Justin Timberlake, the man who was in the facebook movie, is spending a shit load of his own personal money to help save MySpace?

I must admit…

I REALLY didn’t think it would be THAT easy.

The Spurs are going back to the Finals.

Don’t understand the “Hathahaters.”

Ms. Hathaway can get the D.

PLEASE tell us all that this is just Amanda’s way of getting into character for the title role in the Lifetime movie, “The Life and Times of Lindsay Lohan.”

Lindsay Lohan went from the “regulation hottie”

to the unemployed, drug addicted thief that looks 15 years older than she actually is:

So fucking sad….