January 2012
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Somewhere, John Lennon is rolling over in his...
I’ve always tried my best to not hate on the dude despite his fuckin perfume line, among other things, but THAT was AWFUL!!
Who’s fuckin idea was that??
Utter DESTRUCTION of a Beatles classic….
December 2011
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MARILYN PIC OF THE DAY
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BALLER OF THE NIGHT (Dec. 29)
30 points, 11 rebounds, 6 assists and a game winning 3 pointer at the buzzer as the Thunder knocked off the now 0-4 Dallas Mavericks.
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These two ASTOUNDING NBA talents have combined for 5 NBA Championships….
(photo shop LeBron out of the pic, and the above statement is STILL TRUE!)
Hehe.
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Lakers 99, Knicks 82 (Dec. 29)
I told you that my beloved Los Angeles Lakers were going to be fine.
2 losses two start the season, followed by 2 ass thumping BEAT DOWN victories in the 2 games since.
Kobe Bryant showed that Father Time has yet to run him down, and that he will not be held hostage by a fractured wrist or surgically repaired knees, by efficiently pouring in 28 points on the night.
World Peace, McRoberts,...
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Oklahoma City 104, Dallas 102 (Dec. 29)
The Dallas Mavericks, the defending NBA champions, are 0-4.
How bou you dance around in a few dumbass commercials celebrating THAT, Mark Cuban?
Bet you want stick your nose in any trade that will help improve your current abismal record, huh?
The truth is, the difference between 0-4 and 1-3 was a mere 1.4 seconds for the Maverics, courtesy of a fadng three pointer at the buzzer by Kevin...
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Trail Blazers 111, Nuggets 102 (Dec. 29)
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, the Portland Trail Blazers, minus a retired Brandon Roy and a constantly injured Greg Oden, are 3-0.
Few expected anything of the Blazer this season, and I still don’t consider them a legitimate contender with an opportunity to win a playoff series, but none of those things take away from the fact that the Blazers are yet to lose a game. And with an...
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Magic 94, Nets 78 (Dec. 29)
Dwight Howard showed that he still gave a shit about the Orlando Magic, at least for a night, by scoring 16 points and more importantly grabbing 24 rebounds in a big Magic victory.
In retrospect, maybe Dwight didn’t give a shit. Maybe he just put up those big numbers because he was playing against a sorry ass, good for nothing Nets team that would probably get beaten by half of the teams...
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BALLER OF THE NIGHT (Dec. 28)
LeBron James lead the Heat to a narrow 96-95 victory over the Bobcats by putting up 35 points, 6 rebounds, and 7 assists.
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Spurs 115, Clippers 90 (Dec. 28)
Lob City, huh?
Not so much.
The new flavor of the NBA, whose band waggon is currently more weighed down than an incoming truck of immigrants attenpting to sneak through Arizona got their asses BUSTED by the ol’ reliable San Antonio Spurs on Wednesday night.
The Clipps very well may be a big success in LA. But it just goes to show you that you cant make chicken salad out of chicken shit,...
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Thunder 98, Grizzlies 95 (Dec. 28)
This season’s sexy new pic to reach the NBA Finals, the Okahoma City Thunder, is now 3-0.
Are they whooping their opponents asses?
No.
Has Russell Westbrook FINALLY figured out how to shoot?
No.
But they have Kevin Durant, and they are winning, and in a Western Conference that is as uncertain as it has been since Jordan was still ripping the Western Conference to shreds every NBA...
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Hornets 97, Celtics 78 (Dec. 28)
EVERYbody was talking about the poor starts to both the Lakers and Mavericks’ seasons.
Maybe now, people will start focusing on something that I suspected all along…
The Boston Celtis are going to struggle this season.
Their 97-78 loss to a team that hasn’t even been together for a month dropped them to 0-3, and shows that perhaps the Big Three stuck around a season too...
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Heat 96, Bobcats 95 (Dec. 28)
It’s a damn good thing that “almost” only counts and horseshoes and hand grenades….
Because the nearly unanimous favorites to win the whole damn thing ALMOST got beaten by the abismal ass, very definition of “mid market,” Charlotte Bobcats on Wednesday night.
In the end, the team with the most talen won in a Bobcats home game that probably drew a bigger...
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BALLER OF THE NIGHT (Dec. 27)
The Minnesota Timberwolvew Kevin Love was HUGE in defeat for the T-Wolves.
31 points and 20 rebounds for the big fella.
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Lakers 96, Jazz 71 (Dec. 27)
BEAT DOWN in Tinsel town.
And a MUCH needed one at that.
The over reaction ran rapid ass a motherfucker after my beloved Lakers got off to an 0-2 start after a short traiing camp, new coach, new system, and missing their starting center.
I mean DAMN, y’all.
Forgive them if they can’t put it ALL together, over night.
My beloved Los Angeles Lakers, just as I have said ALL along,...
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Bucks 98, Timberwolves 95 (Dec. 27)
You want me to give you a FACT that let’s you know where the T-Wolves stand in the NBA landscape?
Kevin Love had 31 points and 20 rebounds, and they STILL lost.
And they didn’t lose to the Lakers, Bulls, Heat, or Thunder…
They lost to the motherfuckin Milwaukee Bucks!
You KNOW that Kevin Love is counting down the days until he is a free agent!
He sure would look good in...
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Hawks 106, Nets 70 (Dec. 27)
DAMN the New Jersey Nets are TERRIBLE.
Garbage personified.
You hear that sound?
That’s the sound of Jay-Z regretting trying so hard to move this steaming pile of cow dung to Brooklyn.
Wanna good laugh??
These motherfuckers ACTUALLY think that they are gonna be able to keep Deron Williams….
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Heat 115, Celtics 107 (Dec. 27)
Tuesday night’s dual in South Beach was a tale of two halves with a coming of age story saving the day.
In front of a national television audience, what more could you ask for??
The young and athletic Heat, lead by LeBron James ran the aging Boston Celtics out of the gym in the first half, and took a 69-54 lead into the locker room.
And it really wasn’t even THAT close.
The knock...
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“A good night for “World Peace.”
– Kenny Smith
Couldn’t agree more, Jet.
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NOTHING like a big win to boost the spirits of...
96-71 BEAT DOWN!
GO LAKERS!!!!
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Yo Staples....CAN WE GET A "WORLD PEACE" CHANT...
Dude is ballin his ass off right now!
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Is it me, or is it the UTAH JAZZ that look like...
I mean, it’s their fuckin season opener, and they have a squad FULL of guys barely old enough to buy a beer!
My beloved Lakers are beatin the brakes off these bitches!
GO LAKERS!!!
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8 San Francisco 49ers in the pro bowl, baby!!!
PK David Akers
S Dashon Goldson
RB Frank Gore
P Andy Lee
CB Carlos Rogers
DT Justin Smith
T Joe Staley
LB Patrick Willis
And it should have been 9!
Aldon Smith and his 13.5 sacks=SNUB!
Who got it better than us???
NOBODY!
GO NINERS!!!
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Daaaaamn Metta World Peace!!!!
In the words of Bill Walton…..”THROW IT DOWN!”
GO LAKERS!!!
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I LOVE listening to Lakers PA announcer, Lawrence...
Just sounds AWESOME.
You know what would be more awesome than THAT?
A LOS ANGELES LAKERS DUB TONIGHT!!
GO LAKERS!!
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I wish that Derrick Rose would have beaten David...
FUCK YOU DAVID STERN!
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sportspage:
It’s the Heat’s home opener and the place is half empty. For a second I thought I was watching a Marlins game until I saw all the affliction shirts.
People just SIMPLY DO NOT attend sporting events is South Florida!
EVER!
The Tampa Bay Rays have been one of the best teams in baseball for the last 5 years and they can’t PAY people to come to their games.
The Miami Heat are...
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BALLER OF THE NIGHT (DEC. 26)
21 points, 7 rebounds, 10 assists for Stephen Curry in a 99-91 Golden State win over the Chicago Bulls.
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“It’s not a rivalry. We beat them every year. Oh my God. I don’t care if they...”
– Kobe Bryant (on Lakers’ loss to Sacramento Kings)
You Kobe haters can get on him for this comment ALL YOU WANT, but you KNOW it’s true.
I hav almost ZERO doubt that Kobe Bryant has more career wins than every member of the Sacramento Kings current roster combined.
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Kings 100, Lakers 91 (Dec. 26)
FUCK!!
I can live with losing to a Chicago Bulls team that was in the Eastern Conference Finals last season. But losing to a garbage ass Sacramento Kings team that can’t even convince it’s tax payers to pay for an arena neccessary to keep them, is a horse of a different color.
My beloved Los Angeles Lakers are now 0-2.
HERE are observations on a few players on our roster…
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Warriors 99, Bulls 91 (Dec. 26)
MUCH is being made about the Dallas Mavericks as well as my beloved Los Angeles Lakers getting off to 0-2 starts (as it should be).
But stew on this for a moment, if you will…if not for an UNBELIEVABLE collapse in the final 3:00 by the Lakers on Christmas day, the Chicago Bulls would now be sitting at 0-2 after this loss to the Golden State Warriors.
I’ve now had an opportunity to...
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Thunder 104, Timberwoves 100 (Dec. 26)
The Timberwolves have been an abominable MESS pretty much ever since they dealt Kevin Garnett to the Celtics.
We ALL know that, right?
So an Oklahoma City Thunder team that EVERYBODY seams to be picking to reach the NBA Finals this season, should beat the breaks off of their asses, right??
WRONG.
I honestly believe that the Minnesota Timberwolves, if NOTHING else, will be WATCHABLE, this...
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“And by the way that whole argument is false because those numbers are under the...”
– Steve Kerr in response to Dan Gilbert’s email to David Stern (via I am a GM)
PREACH, Steve Kerr!!
I’ve always liked Steve.
FUCK DAN GILBERT!!!
I hope LeBron goes for 70 when the Heat play the Cavs this season, and gets 2 of them by dunking on the Cavs new #1 draft pick, knocking him out...
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Raptors 104, Cavaliers 96 (Dec. 26)
I know what most of you are thinking….
“why the fuck are you choosing a game between the Raptors and Cavaliers, 2 of the 4 or 5 WORST teams in the league as one of your 4 reviews of the night?”
Simple.
Even though I HATE the Dan Gilbert owned Cleveland Cavaliers, this game DID mark the debut of #1 draft pick, Kyrie Irving.
Let me get this outta the way NOW, for any of you...
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For this NBA season, I will be reviewing 4 games...
I will review the 4 games that interest ME the most.
Hint: If my beloved Lakers play, their game will ALWAYS be one of them.
If ANY of you would like to see me review a game on any given night, message me a request, and I will try my best to get it in for you.
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BALLER OF THE DAY (Dec. 25)
37 points, 10 rebounds, 6 assists in a metaphorical ASS RAPING of the defending champion, Dallas Mavericks on opening day.
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Clippers 105, Warriors 86 (Dec. 25)
Newly discovered Clipper bandwaggon fans REJOICE!
You are 1-0 after a nearly 20 point thumping of a mediocre Warriors team on opening day.
I just can’t give you guys props for bumping off the Golden State Warriors, so I’ll give you THIS…you guys WILL be good this season. You WILL make the playoff. CP3 WILL BE a front runner for MVP.
I am VERY HAPPY for any person living in LA...
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You guys think that the security in the Oklahoma...
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Thunder 97, Magic 89 (Dec. 25)
The Oklahoma City Thunder began what I have already predicted will be a run to the NBA Finals with a 97-89 victor over an Orlando Magic team whose star player HONESTLY looks like he could giva a fuck less.
Dwight Howard doesn’t care, he’s NOT all in in Orlando (regardless of what he says), and he IS NOT about to over exert himself in a way that will get him hurt and make him LESS...
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Bulls 88, Lakers 87 (Dec. 25)
FUCK!
This one stings.
Coming into this game, not even the MOST diehard fan of my beloved Los Angeles Lakers knew what to expect.
We missed out on CP3, we traded Lamar Odom for ABSOLUTELY MOTHERFUCKIN NOTHING, and Andrew Bynum is out for the season’s first 4 games.
So I think I speak for ALL Laker fans such as myself when I say that I was quite surprised by the intense effort of certain...
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Heat 105, Mavericks 94 (Dec. 25)
You wanna a quick stat that will REALLY give you an idea as to just HOW BAD the Miami Heat STOMPED THE ASSES of a Dallas Mavericks team that defeated them for an NBA Championship last season?
Here goes…the Dallas Mavericks outscored the Miami Heat 29-8 in the 4th quarter, and STILL LOST the game by 11 points!!!!
In NO WAY does the final score of this basketball game give the THOROUGH ass...
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Knicks 106, Celtics 104 (Dec. 25)
Carmelo Anthony scored 37 points as the Knicks overcame being outscored 35-17 in the 3rd to best the Celtics 27-17 in the 4th to take a 2 point victory on Christmas day.
For the Celts, Rajon “I doubt very seriously he will be there next year” Rondo was a motherfuckin monster. The PG with a jumper inferior to MINE, scored 31 points, grabbed 5 boards, dished out 13 assists, and picked...
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Saints 45, Falcons 16
In 1984, Dan Marino set the NFL’s single season record for passing yards with 5,084.
That record lasted for an unbelievable 27 years.
It ended tonight.
Drew Brees is now sitting at 5,087 yards with 1 game remaining on the New Orleans Saints schedule.
I have a feeling that Brees new record, in the modern pass first offense era, will not last 5 years.
Hell, he might break it his damn...
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Packers 35, Bears 21
The 13-1 Green Bay Packers whooped up on a team QB’d by a guy who was an assistant coach on a high school football team just a few months ago.
Huge surprise.
Aaron Rodgers tossed a career high 5 TD passes to give him 45 on the season.
Now, if Mike McCarthy is smart, he will keep him as far away from the field in a meaninglss game next week.
