This is what I think every time somebody miss-reads my blog and then proceeds to tell me how I should run it. “American Psycho” Classic.
Scary Movie. SOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!!!
Sin City. Great Movie. Jessica Alba is super hot.
The many faces and movie roles of the most versatile actor doing it today. Johnny Depp.
“Groundhog Day” is on now. One of my 5 all-time fave movies!
I don’t like anything politically correct. I think it’s very important for us to...– Chelsea Handler
You tell em' Mr. President!
Seriously, who the fuck does Donald Trump think he is??? The commander in chief, a man whose responsibility it is to try and keep each American city safe is supposed to give two fucks about what “The Apprentice” thinks??? I think not. He should be less concerned about the President’s birth certificate, and more concerned about his fuckin hair!
Royal wedding. This is one of my homeade’s.
HERE! Now shut up!
Above, you see President Barack Obama’s birth certificate, clearly stating and proving that he was born in Honolulu, Hawaii. Most of us, at least those of us with a brain, have known for 3 or 4 years now that the commander in chief was born on U.S. soil. But idiots, a.k.a. “conservatives” a.k.a. Republicans have insisted that Obama wasn’t born in the U.S. To those of...
MARILYN PIC OF THE DAY
“Castle” My favorite show!
SMOKE DOG BABY! Remeber that shit!
If Michael Jackson were a weed smoker, he would have looked like this! “Friday” CLASSIC!!!!
Kobe and A.I. in 1997
Poor Megan Fox. She is SOOOO motherfuckin sexy…. but she can’t act for shit. Either way, their aren’t many things in this world sexier than a hot woman in lingerie with a Marilyn Monroe tat on her right arm! SEXY!!!
I fox witcha!
She get it from her mama!
Apparently…..Vida is a vegetarian. Veggies don’t give you an ass like that! That just goes to show you that…… YOU ARE BORN WITH AN ASS LIKE THAT!!!
MARILYN PIC OF THE DAY
Playoff Preview...Lakers vs. Mavericks
The Los Angeles Lakers, the 2 time defending champions, made their 1st round matchup with the New Orleans Hornets WAY more difficult than it needed to be. They took the series 4-2, which is all well and good, except for the fact that they took the 2 games that they lost, off. The Dallas Mavericks were picked by many, myself included, to lose their series with the Portland Trailblazers. They...
PROOF that money can't buy a championship
That’s right. Mark motherfuckin Cuban. Been trying for years. Keeps investing in flashy scorers. Apparently refuses to buy into what pretty much EVERY basketball mind that constantly says that defense, rebounding, and clutch shooting when in the Playoffs.
“How High.” Watching it now. HILARIOUS!
Best Rapper Alive
Eminem. Bes Rapper Alive. PERIOD.
Playoff Prediction...Thunder vs. Grizzlies
The Memphis Grizzlies are fresh off of one of the biggest playoff upsets in the history of the NBA. They played like a team that had nothing to lose. They played loosely and aggressively and you had best believe that they WILL HAVE to play that way against the Thunder to have a chance. The Thunder aint’ old. The OKC Thuder are legit. Durant, Westbrook, and an attitude that shows on the...
Yes, I’m a Harry Potter fan. Deal with it. And this…is fuckin hilarious!!!
Haters are like crickets. A cricket makes all that noise and you hear it but you...– Kobe Bryant Well said, by the best in the game! Go Kobe! GO LAKERS!!
“Forrest Gump.” One of the greatest movies of all-time. PERIOD.
Playoff Prediction...Miami vs. Boston
The Heat had a warm-up 1st round series with the Sixers. A warm-up series that NO Heat, or Bron Bron Bandwaggon fan will admit was far too close, even at 4-1, for a warm-up series. The Celts made Melo and the Knicks their bitches. 4-0. Real quick like. Plain and simple. Bron is right back where we all knew he would be. Semi-finals, against the Celtics. Quick question for Bron...
“Due Date.” HILARIOUS! Love it.
Is it time?
The 62 win Spurs just got bounced from the Playoffs, by a younger, faster, hungrier Memphis Grizzlies team that NOBODY thought had ANY chance of beating the Spurs. Tim Duncan is 35, has 4 NBA titles, 2 MVP awards, and career averages of 20.6 points, 11.4 rebounds, and 2.26 blocks per game. But every one of those stats was WAY DOWN this season. 13.4 points, 8.9 boards, and 1.9 blocks per. The...
SHREK. Forever a classic.
ANYBODY else think that Manu Ginobli regrets sitting out Game 1?? If he had played, and the Spurs had taken Game 1, it would have been hard to imagine the Grizzlies gathering up the necessary confidence to knock off the Spurs. There WAS clearly arrogance on the part of Manu, and even Popovich to sit Manu in Game 1. They believed, that they would run through the Grizz with the quickness, and...
“Despicable Me. Best animated flick in a couple of years. Fuck “Toy Story 3!” Unless your 8 years old, that is.
If there WERE Grizzlies in Memphis...they'd be...
Zach Randolph is a new player, people. He is a player who won’t be denied. He is a player who BULLIES instead of being BULLIED. He is a go to guy. Zach Randolph shook every single criticism that anybody ever threw at him in ONE 6 game series with the San Antonio Spurs. That’s right, Zach put on his big boy pants, and went big boy ballin, putting up 31 points and 11 boards, while...
Preview and Prediction...Bulls vs. Hawks
The Chicago Bulls stunned everybody during the regular season. They won 60+ games and captured the #1 seed throughout the Eastern Conference playoffs. Despite their successful regular season, the Bulls really got more than they expected from the far inferior Indiana Pacers in the first round. Despite winning the series 4-1, the Pacers had chances to take each of th first 2 games, and played...
DAMN this would be wonderful!! Think about how many more rings Kobe could add to his collection with Howard clogging up the paint!!! I’m getting tears in my eyes just thinking about it! Let’s make it happen Mitch Kupchack! I’m sure Shannon Brown wouldn’t mind letting Dwight borrow #12!
All outta Magic...
Most dominant player in the league in Dwight Howard. Mid-season trade that completely revamped their team. One of the most dominant playoff series performances EVER, put up by Dwight Howard. NONE of these things mattered. The Orlando Magic, simply ran out of “Magic,” as they were defeated 84-81 by the Atlanta Hawks and sent back to the land of Disney for the Summer. Any chances...
My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own...– Chelsea Handler
Turn on the lights in here baby!
You hear that, fans of every team but the Lakers?? That was the sound of my beloved Lakers turning on the switch. It’s always been assumed by so called experts that a team can’t just turn on a switch and become a great team overnight. Well….so called experts, allow me to introduce you to the one team in all of sports that can… The Los Angeles Lakers. My beloved...
I’ve never paid for sex before, but I have paid for people to stop having sex...– Chelsea Handler
2 games for "tweeting??"
I’m a Yankees fan. I don’t give a shit about the Chicago White Sox or Ozzie Guillen. But this man just just suspended for 2 games for “TWEETING” criticisms about the umpiring. TWEETING them. I know that 2 games, out of a 162 game schedule isn’t really alot, but should you really lose games for “tweeting??” That would be like a student getting...
Da’Quan Bowers, arguably, and in the minds of many of the so called experts, the best defensive end in all of college football last year, sat and waited yesterday. And waited. And waited.. An waited… In the eyes of many, Da’Quan Bowers was the best defensive player available in the draft. So then why the fuck did he slip all the way to #51 to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers???? ...
I like to lie cause I think it’s funny– Chelsea Handler
Smile for the CAMera
They had to do it. They tried to talk themselves out of it. They never came right out and said it, but when you come out a couple of days befoe the draft and say, “we are considering up to 4 players” for the number 1 pick, what that tells me is that they KNOW they took Claussen last year, they KNOW that as wonderful as Cam looked at Auburn, he COULD turn into the next JaMarcuss...
Amen. Damn I love Chelsea.
You guys reckon’ Shane Battier is happy that he was traded to Memphis right about now??? I’m no genius, but I’m gonna say…..HELL YES!!! From the Rockets, the team that had been saddled and screwed over by all but career ending injuries to Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady, the 2 guys who they had invested FOREVER in, now neither is with the team, nor is coach Rick Adelman, to...
MARILYN PIC OF THE DAY
My 600th post! What better way to acknowledge it than a great Marilyn Monroe pic?? Thanks to all of my followers!!!!