July 2011
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MARILYN PIC OF THE DAY
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“Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all.”
– Kurt Cobain
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“A lot of people black, white, Mexican, young or old, fat or skinny have a...”
– Tupac Shakur
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Coach Jim Harbaugh, if your "big plan" for my...
…FUCK YOU!!!
You can take your ass back to Stanford!!!
You released our atbest corner, you resigned a QB in Alex Smith that has been average at best during his tenure in San Fran when their were still PLENTY of QB’s available, and seemingly before they even LOOKED at anybody else, and he is sitting around with his thumb up his ass while Frank Gore is holding out of camp,
WHAT THE...
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How do I feel about my beloved New York Yankees...
Just fine, thanks.
The Ubaldo Jimenez that the Cleveland Indians just gave up important pieces of their future to get is no longer the Ubaldo Jimenez that took a 15-1 record in to the All-Star game last season and started for the National League.
THIS is the Ubaldo Jimenez that is 10-16 since last season’s All-Star break, and is currently 6-9 with a 4.20 ERA.
I don’t want my team...
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BRONX BOMBIN' BEATDOWN OF BALTIMORE
Never in the history of my beloved Bronx Bombers had they scored 12 runs in the first inning.
Until Saturday night.
All 9 Yankee hitters hit safely, and ALL 9 Yankee hitters scored in the first inning. All on their way to 12 runs, ony 2 coming via the home run, courtesy of Nick Swisher.
Just think about it for ONE second.
12 RUNS IN ONE INNING.
And they only needed 4 of them to win.
12...
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The Pistons will still suck...to be perfectly...
The last time we saw coach Lawrence Frank on an NBA sideline as a head coach, he had just lost his 16th consecutive game to begin the 2010 season.
Let’s be real, the monumental suck fest that was that 0-16 start to the 2010 season, and END to Franks’ run in New Jersey wasn’t all Franks’ fault. That roster was garbage, and was simply destined to stink it up whether it was...
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5 years, $90 million for The Franchise, also known...
Peyton Manning had the opportunity to get a contract over $100 million and become the only player in NFL history to have a deal that would pay him $20 mill a season.
His owner was ready AND willing to write that check.
Hell, if you as an owner are EVER going to willing to cut a check like that, a guy who has thrown for 54,828 yards and 399 TD’s while winning a record 4 MVP’s, a...
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"You have been watching the YES Network, the home...
…and occasional bullshit soccer matches during a time when a Yankees game that SHOULD be on the YES network, seeing as how it IS the home of the Yankees and all, are on in it’s place.
I’m STILL MAD about that…
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Big day for Nick Swisher, as the Yanks beat the...
It was all Swish, al the time for my beloved Bronx Bombers in Game 1 of our day/night double header with our AL East rival, Baltimore Orioles.
Nick Swisher went 3-4 with a two run homer, a two bagger, and a single down the third base line today. After a slow start to the season, Swisher has his stats a little closer to what we Yankees fans expect, after a hot couple of months sine June 1st. He...
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MAGIC VS. BIRD...A Rivalry for the AGES
Just watched “Magic and Bird: A Courtship of Rivals” on HBO. The first documentary I have seen in years that made me cry.
They engaged in a one on one, team to team rivalry the likes of which NOBODY has EVER seen. And the Nation and it’s basketball fans flocked to it like you could never imagine.
Earvin “Magic” Johnson, the larger than life center of attention that loved...
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YOU try telling a SHARK, that it's NOT Shark...
WHAT YOU SAY??
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A lie that I do not even bother TRYING to tell...
NOBODY watches an hour long Porn vid!
NOBODY!
If it is done right, and shows us what we want to see, it ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT take us that long to get what we need to get out of it, if you know what I mean…
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Hunter Pence to Phillies
The Philladelphia Phillies saw the San Francisco Giants acquisition of Carlos Beltran, and raised them with their own acquisition of a big bat in the outfield.
All-Star Right Fielder Hunter Pence was acquired by the Phillies in exchange for 4 young prospects on Friday. Showing us even more of what we have known about the Phillies for the last few seasons, the Phillies are CLEARLY ALL IN.
It is...
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MARILYN PIC OF THE DAY
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In the biggest Free Agency surprise thus far,...
One day after acguiring pro bowl corner, Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie in the Kevin Kolb trade, the Eagles swooped in and stunned the NFL world by snatching up another pro bowl corner, Nnamdi Asomugha via a 5 year $60 million deal on Friday.
Asomugha was considered the top prize of this offseason’s free agent class, and had been highly sought after by the Cowboys and New York Jets among...
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MARILYN PIC OF THE DAY
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Ochocinco soon to be Tweeting it up with the Pats
Tom Brady has made a pro bowl reciever out of many a football player in his certain Hall of Fame career.
Hell, Wes Welker who is the NFL wide reciever equivalent to JJ Barrea as far as size is concerned, is one of the game’s elite recievers because of Brady.
So, with a reciever with several Pro Bowl selections under his belt before joining forces with Tom Cool, you HAVE to think that...
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Albert Haynesworth to the Pats
Albert Haynesworth succeeded in getiing a 7 year, $100 million contract for ONE really good year in Tennessee with the Washington Redskins last season.
But all season long, he only succeeded at doing one thing…MAKING THE EXTREMELY OVERRATED COACH MIE SHANAHAN’S LIFE A LIVING HELL!
But one thing is for certain; in the NFL, you can NEVER have too many pass rushers. If Fat Albert...
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Carolina Panthers' spending spree CONTINUES
DeAngelo Williams, 5 years, $43 million
Charles Johnson, 6 years, $72 million
Jon Beason, 5 years, $50 million.
After finishing with the worst record in the NFL last season, a feat that put them in position to select Cam Newton with the number 1 pick, the Carolina Panthers appear to be HELL BENT on not being in the lottery next season.
Damn I love a team that goes for it!
Bold...
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Vince Young to be Michael Vick's backup in Philly
Vince Young, in a move that every person walking the planet knew was going to go down, was released by the Tennessee Titans yesterday.
He will reportedly not be a free man for long.
According to numerous reports, Vince Young has signed on to backup the resurgent Michael Vick for the Philladelphia Eagles this season.
This move makes since for both Young and the Eagles.
With Kevin Kolb now in...
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Kolb the new QB in Arizona
The Arizona Cardinals picked up Eagles back up QB in a trade on Thursday.
Kevin Kolb will become the newest attempt by the Cardinals to add stability and good play to a position that has GREATLY lacked those things at the QB position in Zona since Kurt Warner hung up his cletes to waltz with hotties on dancing with the stars.
Matt Leinart?
Didn’t work.
Derek Anderson?
Didn’t...
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Plax has been reinstated! Now which of his former...
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell reportedly reinstated Plaxico Burress on Thursday. That opens the door for Plax to sign with any team he chooses.
It appears that no matter what, Plax will end up on the preactice field for a team that he has already played for.
The Pittsburgh Steelers and New York Giants appear to be the front runners for Plax’s services.
All I know is, the New York...
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Beltran to the Giants
Carlos Beltran was GOING to be dealt.
I knew that, you knew that, HE knew that.
The only question the last few months was; WHAT TEAM was he going to be dealt too?
Those questions were answered when Beltran was sent packing to the defending World Series Champion, San Francisco Giants.
Despite being one of the three best teams in all of the National League, the Giants lineup was lacking in a...
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Bush Administration ending in New Orleans??
Since arriving on the scene as what was supposed to be the NFL’s next great running back in New Orleans, Reggie Bush has been nothing more than an average running back, who is nothing more than an above average special teams player.
Bush has made more news for what he did or didn’t do while at USC, and for the greatest accomplishment of his NFL career…BANGING KIM KARDASHIAN,...
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Hasselbeck to Titans
The Jeff Fisher, Vince Young/Kerry Collins regime is now over in Tennessee.
Fisher resigned as coach last season, Kerry Collins retired a few weeks ago, and Vince Young is simply sitting around waiting to be released.
So, Matt Hasselbeck is now on board to bridge the gap from Collins/Young to Number 8 overall draft pick, Jake Locker.
Hopefully.
I love it how people simply assume that a QB...
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Yo Donovan! Welcome to Minnesota!! Now, say...
On a day where the Vikings welcome former Pro Bowl QB Donovan McNabb to Minnesota, they ALSO said goodbye to Sidney Rice, the most prized wide reciever on the market this season. Rice would have easily been McNabb’s biggest target.
Sidney Rice has signed on to jump on a Seattle Seahawks bandwagon that landed them in the playoffs under their 1st year head coach Pete Carroll last season,...
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McNabb to Minnesota
In a move that everybody saw coming from a mile away, Donovan McNabb was traded to the Minnesota Vikings on Wednesday.
The Vikes acquired McNabb from the lowly Shanahan regime, aka the Washington Redskins, that could not possibly be off to a worse start. A couple of distant draft picks and the condition that McNabb agree to restructure the contract extension that he put his name on last season...
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what I wanna say to that one dude that always...
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what I wanna say when the police show up at my...
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Could NOT have picked a WORSE day
The Angels Ervin Santana pitched 9 innings of no-hit, 1 walk, 10 strikeout ball on the way to the first No-hitter for the Angels franchise since 1990.
This is the kind of accomplishment that should be BLOWING UP ESPN right about now…right?
Just one problem…Ervin picked a day in which Carlos Beltran got traded to the Giants, the Mariners FINALLY ended their 17 game losing streak,...
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Motherfuckin' MONSTER!
7 innings, 1 hit, 1 ER, 14 K’s
Yeah, you read that right.
My boy CC fanned 14 Seattle chumps on the way to his 15th win of the season and the Mariners 17th straight loss on Tuesday night.
CC’s 15 wins are the most in the majors.
Granderson and Teixiera hit their 28th home runs and the Yanks won 4-1 to move their record to 61-40, and move themselves to within 2 games of the...
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MARILYN PIC OF THE DAY
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I just cant FOR THE LIFE OF ME, figure out why the...
Damn you soccer!!
Why the fuck would the YES network be playing THIS rather than the Yankees game??
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Get ready for consecutive loss number 16,...
We got big CC Sabathia dealing for us tonight!
MLB leading win number 15 is certainly right around the corner!
Damnit Seattle! Why don’t you just quit?
The only good thing that ever came outta Seattle was Nirvana.
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T.O. with the pom poms!
Who could ever forget?
Damn, T.O. was a trouble maker when he played for my beloved 49ers!
But he ALWAYS brought it on Sunday, and that’s why he is ok with me.
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I would hate to be an offensive player looking...
…but I’m damn proud that he is a 49er!
