April 2012
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You should REALLY do your research Mr. Cant even unite your own party yet you expect us to be convinced that you can unite our country.
Perhaps Mr. Romney was too buisy counting all of the money he made that day, setting off a new offshore bank account, or trying to convince us all that he is in touch with the average American because his wife drives TWO cadillacs to pay attention to the...
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Santorum should call Mitt cause When Romney Wants...
Seriously, Ricky boy, a quick endorsement of your former adversary and TRUST ME Romney makes enough money to bring Sigmund MOTHERFUCKIN Freud back from the dead to treat your OBVIOUS addictions to gay sex and porn.
Do ANY of you know ANY Santorum policies that were going to help boost our economy or create jobs?
EVERY word out of his mouth seemed to have SOMETHING to do with gay sex or starting...
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Rick Santorum better watch out, cause When Romney...
Rick Santorum, yes the same gay sex and porn obsessed Rick Santorum that you were thinking of, should be afraid for his life right now.
It wasn’t that long that Santorum essentially said he would prefer to have President Obama back for another term than to have Romney win the election.
Two or three days earnings could have all kinds of unpleasant people lined up to take Ricky out.
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When Romney Wants 2 Create Jobs...He CERTAINLY...
Judging by his policies and opinions, Romney would have women in the same position they were pre-1920’s when they weren’t allowed to vote.
He’d keep them barefoot and pregnant, present but silent, while the men make each and every one of their life decisions. Telling them what to where, when to speak, and how to act while they strip them of each and every right the present day...
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When Romney Wants 2 Create Jobs...He hires a new...
I mean, what BETTER way t create jobs for the AMERICAN economy than to place your MASSIVE earnings in an offshore bank account??
Unless of course you are hiding something….
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When Romney Wants 2 Create Jobs...He hires someone...
Seriously, most of us make what? About $25 to $50 G’s a year?
Romney probably has a higher insurance policy on that fuckin head of hair of his!
You REALLY think he would let one of us touch a car that is worth more money than the bank we were forced to borrow ours from?
No chance in HELL!
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When Romney Wants 2 Create Jobs...He hires someone...
And real talk, it’s hard god damn work making a motherfucker who makes more money in a day than I’ve made in the last two years COMBINED, sound sincere!
If you Repubs just wanna elect a rich ass motherfucker, elect Bill Gates! Gates gives more money AWAY to charity than even Mitt’s rich ass has made in the last 10 years.
Mitt gon’ be fine. Fuck a recession!
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When Romney Wants 2 Create Jobs...He hires another...
Lord knows the best head of hair on any Mormon walking the continental US didn’t get that way all on it’s lonesome.
Wouldn’t you just LOVE to know what he pays to get his rich ass head of hurr did??
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When Romney Wants 2 Create Jobs...He hires a new...
Wanna stretch out your long dormant mathematical skills?
Here is a challenge…Pull out your calculator, or your cell phone’s calculator feature, cause Lord knows we use cell phones for EVERY fuckin thing these days, and multiply $56,000 by 365.
A man who makes this kinda dough should NEVER be allowed to hold fundraisers for broke motherfuckers like you and I to give him our hard...
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When Romney Wants 2 Create Jobs...He hires someone...
Poor woman.
Gotta suck to be humiliated amongst all of the Romney’s fortune 500 friends when she pulls up to the “social gathering” in one of her two measly $80,000 cadillacs her husband can afford to pay for in a day in a half worth of earnings.
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When Romney Wants 2 Create Jobs...He hires a new...
Can’t have the future “rich sneaky bastards in training” carrying their own fuckin bags, now can we??
They may break one of their freshly pedicured nails…
Plus, I’m sure it cost a fortune to have all of their hair done up just like pops.
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When Romney Wants 2 Create Jobs...He hires a new...
The money he makes between 6:00 am and 8:00 am should take care of her entire fuckin annual salary.
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“Instead of it being “the paint,” it should be called “the Bynum,” ‘cause it’s...”
– Stu Lantz, 04/11/12, Lakers @ Spurs (via stulantzblog)
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YANKEES WIN!!!!
6-4 over the O’s!
GO YANKEES!!!
3 game sweep!!
All of the sudden that 0-3 start doesn’t look so bad, huh haters???
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ENTER SANDMAN!!!
Mo on to slam the door in the 10th!
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Good LORD my boy Andrew Bynum had 30 rebounds...
19 in the first half alone!
Just think, if Andrew ALWAYS rebounded like this, we would have never even thought for a second about trading Bynum for Dwight Howard.
EVER!
Andrew Bynum is officially NEVER allowed to have a game of fewer than 10 boards again.
He didn’t get those 30 boards on a group of scrubs tonight either. The Spurs are LEGIT.
GREAT job tonight, Andrew!
For those of...
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HELL YES NICK SWISHER!!!!! 2 RUN HOMER IN THE...
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Yankees win! THHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES...
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ENTER SANDMAN!!!
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YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!!! YANKEES TAKE A 5-4 LEAD!...
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FINALLY a Yankees hitter comes through with RISP!!
Raul Ibanez with an RBI double to give my beloved Yanks a 5-4 lead in the top of the 12th!
We were 1-16 with RISP before that hit.
GO YANKS!!
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Apparently, according to several poles conducted amongst registered famale voters, President Obama has an enormous and possibly decisive 19 point lead over Mitt Romney.
I just don’t see how even the MOST diehard Republican female could ever possibly vote for Mitt Romney when he so clearly could give a fuck less about women’s rights.
Ladies, even if you believe you have your mind...
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Breaking news: Obama finds and destroys Rick...
thepaisleyelf:
Santorum now dropping his presidential campaign.
OBAMA 2012
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How difficult will it be for President Obama to...
About as difficult as this one fuckin pushup.
I hear Mitt Romney pays somebody to do his pushups FOR him.
Or maybe he just let’s that person borrow one of the two cadillacs his poor wife i forced to “rough it” in.
OBAMA 2012
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"So, President Obama, Mitt Romney thinks that he...
That face says it all!
Bring it on, Mitt Romney!
OBAMA 2012
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it's always darkest before the dawn: Rick Santorum... →
adevilonyourback:
I’ve never been happier. Even though he didn’t even have the slightest chance of winning the GOP, just the fact that he was still running made me shit my pants every single day. He is so anti-woman, gays, African Americans, and anybody who isn’t a straight, white Christian. You cannot have a…
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Hate it or love it, Republicans, the only way...
OBAMA 2012
Bring it on, Romney!!
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It aint easy being brilliant...: I'm gonna pretend... →
nosebleedhooligans:
2brilliant2function:
kaitlynhellickson158:
heckyeahevanlongoria:
heckyeahevanlongoria:
2brilliant2function:
We just made Jeremy Hellickson look like Greg Maddux.
On another note though, the Tampa Bay Rays’ bleachers are NEVER that full unless my beloved Yanks are in town.
Deny it ALL you want, Rays fans.
But you KNOW it’s true!
You’re welcome… (read more)
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It aint easy being brilliant...: I'm gonna pretend... →
heckyeahevanlongoria:
2brilliant2function:
heckyeahevanlongoria:
heckyeahevanlongoria:
2brilliant2function:
We just made Jeremy Hellickson look like Greg Maddux.
On another note though, the Tampa Bay Rays’ bleachers are NEVER that full unless my beloved Yanks are in town.
Deny it ALL you want, Rays fans.
But you KNOW it’s true!
You’re welcome,
Lol, sure..bring up world series...
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It aint easy being brilliant...: I'm gonna pretend... →
kaitlynhellickson158:
heckyeahevanlongoria:
heckyeahevanlongoria:
2brilliant2function:
We just made Jeremy Hellickson look like Greg Maddux.
On another note though, the Tampa Bay Rays’ bleachers are NEVER that full unless my beloved Yanks are in town.
Deny it ALL you want, Rays fans.
But you KNOW it’s true!
You’re welcome… (read more)
Lol, sure..bring up world series titles. Let’s...
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It aint easy being brilliant...: I'm gonna pretend... →
heckyeahevanlongoria:
heckyeahevanlongoria:
2brilliant2function:
We just made Jeremy Hellickson look like Greg Maddux.
On another note though, the Tampa Bay Rays’ bleachers are NEVER that full unless my beloved Yanks are in town.
Deny it ALL you want, Rays fans.
But you KNOW it’s true!
You’re welcome,
Lol, sure..bring up world series titles. Let’s just forget the fact that the yankees...
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The Rays Tank: I'm gonna pretend that the series... →
heckyeahevanlongoria:
2brilliant2function:
We just made Jeremy Hellickson look like Greg Maddux.
On another note though, the Tampa Bay Rays’ bleachers are NEVER that full unless my beloved Yanks are in town.
Deny it ALL you want, Rays fans.
But you KNOW it’s true!
You’re welcome,…
If you’re tired of people commenting that nobody goes to Rays games, don’t bitch at me.
...
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I'm gonna pretend that the series my beloved...
heckyeahevanlongoria:
2brilliant2function:
We just made Jeremy Hellickson look like Greg Maddux.
On another note though, the Tampa Bay Rays’ bleachers are NEVER that full unless my beloved Yanks are in town.
Deny it ALL you want, Rays fans.
But you KNOW it’s true!
You’re welcome, Rays ownership.
You’re welcome.
because all of Tampa bay wanted to witness the sweep? Yeah, you’re right.
By...
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In need of being rescued.: I'm gonna pretend that... →
heckyeahevanlongoria:
2brilliant2function:
We just made Jeremy Hellickson look like Greg Maddux.
On another note though, the Tampa Bay Rays’ bleachers are NEVER that full unless my beloved Yanks are in town.
Deny it ALL you want, Rays fans.
But you KNOW it’s true!
You’re welcome,…
First off, why are you using hash tags on tumblr???
That is a twitter thing, and everybody knows...
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I'm gonna pretend that the series my beloved...
We just made Jeremy Hellickson look like Greg Maddux.
On another note though, the Tampa Bay Rays’ bleachers are NEVER that full unless my beloved Yanks are in town.
Deny it ALL you want, Rays fans.
But you KNOW it’s true!
You’re welcome, Rays ownership.
You’re welcome.
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Just how valuable is he??
With EVERY game the Chicago Bulls win WITHOUT Derrick Rose, I become more and more convinced that he should return the MVP trophy he was awarded last season.
The Bulls 43-13 record is the best in the NBA and they have done it despite being without the “MVP” for 22 games this season.
Just HOW “valuable” IS D-Rose to the Chicago Bulls?
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Just so we are clear, White Sox fans, Adam Dunn homered on opening day last season as well.
Why is that relevant, for you baseball fans living under a rock that hid you from Dunn’s unbelievably overpayed mediocrity last season?
Because the 2011 was a statistical cluster fuck of epic proportions for a player who came to Chi Town over weight AND over payed.
Dunn, after hitting at least 30...
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BALLER OF THE NIGHT (April 5)
Luol Deng had 26 points in a Chicago Bulls 93-86 victory over the Boston Celtics.
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BALLER OF THE NIGHT (April 4)
LeBron James had 34 points, 7 rebounds, and 10 assists in a HUGE 98-93 Miami Heat victory over an Oklahoma City Thunder team many believe tobe the best in the league.
As for those of you wwho believe that LeBron’s performance helped him to leap frog Kevin Durant for the lead in the NBA MVP race….
HUSH with that NONSENSE!
LeBron couldn’t have possibly passed Durant in the MVP...
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BALLER OF THE NIGHT (April 3)
LeBron James had 41 points including 11 decisive points in a row in the 4th quarter, as LeBron, who is ALWAYS attacked for his performance down the stretch, lead the Heat to a 99-93 victory over the 76ers.
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BALLER OF THE NIGHT (April 2)
Paul Milsap had 31 points and 11 rebounds in a 102-97 Utah Jazz win over the Portland Trail Blazers.
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BALLER OF THE NIGHT (April 1)
Kobe Bryant had 40 points in a Los Angeles Lakers 120-112 victory over the Golden State Warriors. It was Kobe’s 5th 40 point game of the season.
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OPENING DAY!!! GO YANKEES!!!!!!
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“Americans… still believe in an America where anything’s possible -...”
– Barack Obama 