Sports, brilliance, and nostalgia
My wifey and her favorite man in the house…. #MonsterMax #FatCat
I found this to be QUITE the appropriate song choice for the day.
I just wanna say to all of the dumbass motherfuckers that went out and blew your entire life savings on bottled water and canned corn in anticipation of the world coming to an end on THIS day….I DO NOT FEEL SORRY FOR YOU AT ALL!
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Tumblr SERIOUSLY needs to LOSE the fucking ask limit…
I was having nice convos with my girl @vanillamamba and my boy @nosebleedhooligans and now I’ve been cut off for the next hour.
I feel like Im 8 fucking years old and my mom just took the bag of peanut butter m & m’s away from me and told me I couldn’t have any more.
C’MON TUMBLR!!!
My prediction…
Rex Ryan, Mark Sanchez, and Tim Tebow will all be a part of different teams next season.
or y’know, Sanchez and Tebow just don’t ever play football ever again.
I think that some sorry team with trouble selling tickets will def take a shot at Tebow because of the impact he can have at the box office.
The guy is on ESPN every day regardless of whether he plays or not.
It’s hard to put a price on that kinda publicity.
ESPECIALLY if you are a really bad team.
As for Sanchez, in my opinion he’s only good enough to start for the Raiders, Browns, Jags, Vikings, Chiefs, Cards, and Browns.
He would be a backup on ANY other team.
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One of the reasons I am the sexiest person @vanillamamba follows…
And that is me with sex appeal meter turned up to a mere 65%.
You KNOW she loves that!
LOL.
Maybe Rex Ryan can try organizing a bowling league after the Jets can his ass…
It’s all there for him!
Chicken wings, beer, profanity, and a group of overweight guys that are probably more competitive than “Sexy Rexy’s” Jets were this season.
Of course, I’ve never seen any toe sucking in any bowling alleys I’ve ever been to, but maybe Rex can buy one out and make his own rules…
And I’m sure they will show football games there.
Games featuring teams far closer to competing for a title than the J-E-T-S.
The Toronto Blue Jays and Los Angeles Angels are stocking up on the talent. Using a philosophy I like to call…
“The reverse Miami Marlins.”
Rex Ryan, Tim Tebow, and Mark Sanchez should start a boy band. It’s name?
NO DIRECTION.
They will break up in a few years when Ryan wants to give the band a harder image by cursing on the album and sucking the toes of fine ass honeys in the videos.
Naturally, Tim Tebow will object…
My prediction…
Rex Ryan, Mark Sanchez, and Tim Tebow will all be a part of different teams next season.
