Me every time I look at Emma Watson…


And yet another day has passed without this gorgeous woman realizing how much she wants my body.
SIGH…
So the Clippers will be hanging a Pacific Division championship banner in Staples this season….

Oh how cute!
And the most important move of the Clippers’ offseason is…..

The firing of head coach Vinny Del Negro.
Seriously, the Clippers could resign Chris Paul AND convince Dwight Howard to jump locker rooms and have him show up and play as if he actually gives a fuck while keeping his mouth shut, and it STILL won’t be as important to the Clippers success going forward as the firing of Del Negro.
Naturally there are SOME that actually believe that Del Negro is a good coach…
But then again, there are also those that believe in the Benghazi scandal, so……
Del Negro sucked and this move continues the Clippers extremely recent streak of good moves that are mysteriously removing 30 years of TERRIBLE moves from the memories of “fans.”

(via stronger-than-dirt)

Michael Jordan thinks that simply changing the name of the sorry ass Bobcats back to the Hornets is going to make the fans show up in droves to support them again….
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yo Air Jordan….you can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit, my friend.
Especially not with something as simple as a damn name change.

Yahoo says the first thing they are going to do is filter out all of the explicit content in order to make tumblr safer for kids.
There goes 70% of the blogs on this god damn site…..

There goes 85% of the reason why “the kids” get on here in the first place…
Well played, Yahoo…
No wonder Google is kicking your ass….
(via unrelying)
Marilyn Monroe photographed by George Barris, 1962.




