ARREST THIS MAN!
Name- Ryan Fitzpatrick
Crime- Stealing 6 years, $59 million and $ 24 million guaranteed from the Buffalo Bills franchise, under false pretenses. The original pretenses were that he could be an elite quarterback and save the abismal frachise that is the Buffalo Bills from mediocrity and lead them to the playoffs.
Seriously, dude went to Harvard. Studies show he is more likely to be President than to be an elite QB.