July 14th, 2012 at 6:18PM

Suggestion for Dwight Howard…

Retire, move to LA, marry a Kardashian, and get your own reality show.

At least then, I could avoid any mention of you.

I WATCH sports. Can’t avoid you there.

I would rather listen to Justin Bieber CD’s while simultaneously growing a vagina than be caught dead watching reality television.

#dwight howard#orlando magic#reality tv#kardashian#justin bieber
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