Can you imagine being the overweight mall cop that would have to run Usain Bolt down after he snatched a T-shirt from Aeropostale??

Wonder how long it would take said fat cop to say, “Fuck it! He can have it!”

If Winona Ryder or Lindsay Lohan could run like Usain Bolt……….

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