If Roger Clemens finds his way back to the Majors at 50, he will no longer be able to convince us he wasn’t doping…

As if we all don’t already think he was, anyway.

Astros GM says he would be open to bringing The Rocket back.

Of cours he would!

The Astros are 40-86 and are by far the worst team in Major League Baseball.

If they thought they could stir up interest by putting stripper poles on top of each dugout, they should probably consider it at this point…

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