cut grass take out the trash watch the Yankees game
- be raptured off
At first, there was this HUGE feeling of dissapointment. Dissapointment in the fact that I evidently hadn’t lived a good enough life in the eyes of the Lord to be taken in the rapture.
Then, there was a huge feeling of relief, when I realized that NEITHER DID ANYONE ELSE!
Then, there was a huge feeling of laughter when I realized that the entire thing was BULLSHIT!
HAPPY MAY 22, 2011 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
They NEVER get the weather right!
They never get he weather right!
Just like they never get these dumbass end of the world theories right!
Because the world didn’t end, I get to watch the Yankees/Mets game, NASCAR All-Star race, and Thunder/Mavs Game 3!! And I thought I didn’t have good luck….Later everybody! I’M OFF TO BUY A FUCKIN LOTTERY TICKET!
Now that the rapture didn’t happen TODAY, as was predicted by IDIOTS, I get to go back to worrying about the world ending as predicted by the Mayans, on December 21, 2012. You guys wanna get up on December 22, 2012 to make fun of THAT dumbass end of the world theory?? I’M DOWN!!
STILL ALIVE BITCHES!!!
The dumb ass people that came up with these theories must have mixed up a couple of zeros, or a month, or date…….
or maybe THEY ARE JUST FUCKING IDIOTS!
That’s the kind of judgement I had in mind!
Just in Case….
JUST IN CASE the world ACTUALLY ENDS today….
JUST IN CASE that huge Earthquake that these fuckin rediculous people are saying is going to happen, happens and all of the cracks open up in the Earth and the dead begin to walk around and take over the Earth….
I am TOTALLY ROLLING WITH TALLAHASSEE!!!!!