Sports, brilliance, and nostalgia
In case you have been living under a rock bigger than the World that was SUPPOSED to end May 21st, you know that this bat shit old man is Harold Camping, the man who told millions and even managed to convince a few that the world was going o end a mere 3 days ago.
Obviously, that didn’t go down.
So in an attempt to scare more into donating money to his so-called “cause,” he has now announced a NEW doomsday prediction.
October 21, 2011.
So, you heard the man people! Kids, drop outta school (no need to go if the world is ending in a mere 5 months, right?) Husbands/wives, get divorced! You might as well, right? The words; “til death do us part” don’t mean much when “death” wil be “doing you part” in a mere 5 months, right? Sell all of your shit, do whatever you want, and while your at it, go ahead and quit your job and add to our already double-digit unemployment rate.
Cause hey, if THIS looney old man said that the world is ending 10/21/11, it HAS TO BE TRUE, right?
Every bit as true as it was in 1994 and every bit as true as it was 3 freakin days ago!
WHEN the end DOES come, it WILL NOT be on a day that this looney toon predicts, and we can only continue to pray that the Lord leaves this nut job behind to try and scam zombies out of dead human bodies.
(For more on the story, PLEASE read the link above. You will probably love the part where you find out how many millions of dollars he has scammed people out of as much as I did.)
LMAO!!!!!
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The Day After The End
May 22nd, 2011 Billboard
“To-Do” list:
cut grasstake out the trashwatch the Yankees game- be raptured off
At first, there was this HUGE feeling of dissapointment. Dissapointment in the fact that I evidently hadn’t lived a good enough life in the eyes of the Lord to be taken in the rapture.
Then, there was a huge feeling of relief, when I realized that NEITHER DID ANYONE ELSE!
Then, there was a huge feeling of laughter when I realized that the entire thing was BULLSHIT!
HAPPY MAY 22, 2011 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
They NEVER get the weather right!
They never get he weather right!
Just like they never get these dumbass end of the world theories right!
Because the world didn’t end, I get to watch the Yankees/Mets game, NASCAR All-Star race, and Thunder/Mavs Game 3!! And I thought I didn’t have good luck….Later everybody! I’M OFF TO BUY A FUCKIN LOTTERY TICKET!
Now that the rapture didn’t happen TODAY, as was predicted by IDIOTS, I get to go back to worrying about the world ending as predicted by the Mayans, on December 21, 2012. You guys wanna get up on December 22, 2012 to make fun of THAT dumbass end of the world theory?? I’M DOWN!!
STILL ALIVE BITCHES!!!
The dumb ass people that came up with these theories must have mixed up a couple of zeros, or a month, or date…….
or maybe THEY ARE JUST FUCKING IDIOTS!
JUDGEMENT DAY!!!
That’s the kind of judgement I had in mind!
Just in Case….
JUST IN CASE the world ACTUALLY ENDS today….
JUST IN CASE that huge Earthquake that these fuckin rediculous people are saying is going to happen, happens and all of the cracks open up in the Earth and the dead begin to walk around and take over the Earth….
I am TOTALLY ROLLING WITH TALLAHASSEE!!!!!
Just sayin….
Chelsea Lately: The Apocalypse (by ChelseaLately)
Chelsea Handler on the “so called” apocalypse this Saturday.
Yo, followers, you guys wanna get together Saturday night after the Earth calls bullshit on this dumbass theory, and make fun of it???
SO DO I!
It’s a date!
