whysoqueer:

So true.lol

whysoqueer:

So true.lol

stripstripstrip:

Stripping in popular culture -Chris Rock - “The Stripper Myth”

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’ Need I say more?

Chris Rock

“Death at a Funeral”

“Death at a Funeral”

I mean, they don’t grade fathers. But if your daughter’s a stripper, you fucked up.

Chris Rock

If a kid calls his grandma “Mommy” and his mama “Pam”, he’s going to jail!

Chris Rock

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Chris Rock 

If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near fourty.

Chris Rock