January 21st, 2012 at 12:58AM
Why is driving so hard for some people? I mean it’s like coloring. All you have to do is stay inside the fucking lines. —

Kevin Hart
54 notes #kevin hart#funny#comedy#jokes#driving
September 18th, 2011 at 2:06AM
I’m not saying Andy Dick is gay but he’s been known to guess the flavor of a popsicle just by sitting on it. —

Lisa Lampanelli
3 notes #lisa lampanelli#funny#comedy#andy dick
September 18th, 2011 at 1:36AM
‎”The only time it’s good to yell out “I have diarhea,” is when your playing Scrabble. Cause it’s worth a shit load of points. —

Zach Galifianakis
2 notes #Zach Galifianakis#funny#scrabble#comedy
August 17th, 2011 at 4:54AM
Madonna is 53 today… and her English accent is only 7. —

Chelsea Handler
3 notes #chelsea handler#chelsea#chelsea lately#funny#comedy#madonna
August 4th, 2011 at 3:04AM

(via thecalmwasdeceptive)

100,702 notes #jim carrey#bruce almighty#gif#funny#comedy
July 30th, 2011 at 12:49AM

(via moviesatthetheatres)

1,936 notes Source: fearthereaper #anchorman#funny#gif#will ferrell#comedy#ron burgundy
July 21st, 2011 at 1:50AM

angry-fan replied to your quote: “Women need to wear underwear… if you want someone…

dude, so I’ve been meaning to ask … what do you think of Chelsea’s sitcom coming on NBC? I think That 70s Show’s Laura Prepon (Big Bertha Donna) is playing Chelsea.

Well I certainly have an answer for you my fellow sports enthusiast! I think that as long as they let Chelsea have as much input as possible in the show, it will do just fine and I’m looking forward to checking it out! I’m cool with the chick that is playing her, and Chelsea herself is gonna have a reoccuring role on the show where she plays her real life sister. I hope it does well. 

5 notes #chelsea handler#are you ther vodka? its me chelsea#book#funny#comedy#chelsea lately
July 21st, 2011 at 1:23AM
If you can’t do your job drunk, then you need to find another job. —

Chelsea Handler
6 notes #chelsea handler#chelsea lately#funny#comedy#quotes#drinking#drunk#job
July 11th, 2011 at 4:07AM

how do I enjoy a day of shopping with my girl in Victoria’s Secret while she seems to PURPOSELY be looking for the only bras in the store that are NOT sexy???

 

#chelsea hanler#chelsea lately#funny#comedy#quotes#victoria's secret#sexy#bras
July 10th, 2011 at 3:17AM
My sisters are a very interesting duo. One of them is a converted Mormon. The other is sane. —

Chelsea Handler
9 notes #chelsea handler#chelsea lately#funny#comedy#quote#mormons#mormon
July 9th, 2011 at 4:18AM

stripstripstrip:

Stripping in popular culture -Chris Rock - “The Stripper Myth”

15 notes Source: stripstripstrip #chris rock#comedy#never scared#stand up#strippers#strippers in college
July 9th, 2011 at 1:12AM

1 note #mr. potatoe head#funny#comedy#dick
July 5th, 2011 at 11:16PM

what I wanna say every time I walk up to a group of my friends who are having an argument about some dumb shit that I don’t know about…

7 notes #steve carrell#funny#comedy#gif#anchorman#will ferrell
July 5th, 2011 at 11:09PM

White girls have MORE fun

4 notes #tina fey#snl#30 rock#funny#comedy#baby mama#movie#gif
July 5th, 2011 at 2:54AM

what I do after somebody I DON’T like makes a really sarcastic ass joke at my expense…

7 notes #chelsea handler#chelsea lately#funny#comedy#jokes#gif#quotes