what I wanna say to a person after I ask them a question and they start talking about a bunch of other shit…
Too much booty in the pants?
Not at the table, Carlos!
what you guys should consider saying to your father on Father’s Day…
this is what I believe the inner monologue of most dogs to be…
what I wish detention would have been like at my school…
what I often spent my weekends doing when I was in High School…
Doritos, a 40 ounce, and prank calls while wearing a halloween costume!
What could be better?
Those were the days….
what I did in front of my girl to try and get her “in the mood” a little while ago…
…it didn’t work…..
She’s in bed now, and I’m on Tumblr with the rest of the sexually frustrated people.