“Smart kids CAN ball” Award
If I were to have told you in the pre-season that a kid from Harvard would have the Buffalo Bills at 3-0 as their starting QB at this point in the season, would you have believed me???
No fucking way!
Hell, Ryan Fitzpatrick’s mother or any of his Harvard professors wouldn’t have even believed me.
Statistically, as a Harvard grad, this motherfucker was more likely to be President than an NFL quarterback!
Billionaires, NOT b-ballers…
Harvard University is known ALL AROUND the world. It is one of the 3 or 4 most prestigious schools on the planet!
It was the home of 8 U.S. Presidents, and 62 LIVING billionaires! And most importantly, it was the school of choice for:
(oh Natalie! How I love thee!)
But one thing the school is NOT known for, is BASKETBALL! It has been 65 years since Harvard’s b-ball team has managed to get into the NCAA tourney, but they are now one win away from an automatic bid to the field of 68.
That’s all well and good but….WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!
Harvard gives us lawyers, politicians, Presidents, and billionaires! NOT b-ball players!!
As a mater of fact…I’M GONNA START A PETITION BANNING ALL IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS FROM THE BIG DANCE!!! You guys will all be billionaires one day, I’m SURE you can handle the dissapointment of not being included in the big dance!