It aint easy being brilliant...

Just the literary masterpiece that I have been waiting to add to my collection!

I mean, it’s just what this world has been waiting for, right?

Another book written by a high school dropout that has no intentions of ever furthering his education.

I’m okay with the music, I’m even cool with the perfume, but the thought of bumping into foldouts of Biebs around every corner of my local library as I search for REAL literature is just too much for me to take…

And I saw Justin Bieber and Twilight merch in there.

• nostalgia (N)- A bittersweet yearning for things of the past.

So things such as Justin Bieber and Twilight that are CURRENTLY being shoved into the faces of Americans on a day to day basis DO NOT belong in there.

The Beatles, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, James Dean, Audrey Hepburn, The Wizard of Oz, are all things that one would expect to find in any nostalgia shop.

They are glorious and wonderful things of past times that a person like me simply adores. They are from a far better place and time, in my humble opinion.

You can find Justin Bieber and Twilight merch in each and every store that sells anything nowadays. A nostalgia shop is a place where a person like me who remembers how much more aweome things USED to be goes to escape all of the meaningless so called entertainment of this day and age.

• I want my fucking Comedy Central back, Directv.
• MTV hasn’t been worth a fuck since like 2002. They can scrap that channel from the fucking lineup alltogether as far as I’m concerned. I’ll stream Beavis and Butthead on line.
• Ladies…you know what the difference is between artists and bands the girls used to swoon over from 1950-1990 is?? THEY MADE GOOD FUCKING MUSIC!! The Beatles, Elvis Presley,The Doors, etc. We guys love them just as much as you do! But One Direction and Justin Bieber DO NOT MAKE GOOD MUSIC! They have ZERO talent! Seriously, stop listening to music with your ovaries. Thinking someone is attractive and thinking someone is talented are two completely different things.
• I hate when people go to concerts with 20,000 seats and stand the entire fucking show prevnting all of the 5’7 and under people from seeing a god damned thing and making the 6’0 and above guys like me have to stand the entire time. If you wanna stand, dance, scream, and shout the entire time, either A)Go to a fucking standing room only concert B)Go to a fucking night club.

That’s it for now…

Retire, move to LA, marry a Kardashian, and get your own reality show.

At least then, I could avoid any mention of you.

I WATCH sports. Can’t avoid you there.

I would rather listen to Justin Bieber CD’s while simultaneously growing a vagina than be caught dead watching reality television.

Justin is in deep thought, here….

He is thinking….”Which Beatles CLASSIC shall I absolutely butcher NEXT New Year’s Rockin Eve???”

Hmmmmm…

If it wasn’t, his reps should DAMN SURE spin it that way.

Maybe the Biebs was “punking” the millions and millions of motherfuckers world wide who watched that shitty performance last night??

Maybe….

Or MAYBE dude is just incapable of singing any song that requires any actual vocal range or musical talent?

Maybe (most likely)….

Why do he and Miley Cyrus, two youngsters MOST DEF not known for their vocal range and MOST DEF not viewed as serious musicians, insist upon attempting to cover rock classics???

Stick with “Baby,” and “Party in the USA,” kids, and leave the rock and roll classics alone in our memories.

Oh, and Biebs, with your look last night, you CERTAINLY weren’t attempting to make yourself look more masculine, right???

Let’s hope not.

That is all…

I’ve always tried my best to not hate on the dude despite his fuckin perfume line, among other things, but THAT was AWFUL!!

Who’s fuckin idea was that??

Utter DESTRUCTION of a Beatles classic….

I mean, who the hell are they trying to market the game to??

13 year old girls??

Because I don’t know ANY 13 year old girls who are NBA fans.

Eminem got SCREWED out of Album of the Year for the THIRD time

There hasn’t been a decent album released all freakin year!!! Damn artists!! The industry is dying! Are you gonna at least TRY to stop the ship from sinking????

Lady Gaga’s new song “Born this Way” sounds so much like a Madonna song it’s creepy!

Best New Artist to Esperanza Spalding??? Shit, I would have rather they givin it to Justin Bieber! At least I’ve fuckin heard of him!!!

This year’s Grammy Awards drew the highest TV ratings of any in the last 11 years! So…you guys can watch shows that reward musicians, but you don’t ACTUALLY BUY any of their music??? Damn….

“Need You Now” by Lady Antebellum, the song that won Song of the Year, is not only NOT the best COUNTRY song of the Year, it’s not even THEIR best song!

Country music is slumping as far as I’m concerned….none of these new people are interesting….WHERE IN THE HELL IS GEORGE STRAIT WHEN WE NEED HIM???

Now, will SOMEBODY PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT OUT SOME DECENT MUSIC!!!! And to the Academy, stop screwing the only artists who are keeping the fucking industry alive out of much deserved awards???? (EMINEM)

MARILYN PIC OF THE DAY

Ladies and gentleman, especially ones about my age, Beavis and Butthead are coming back!!

MTV broke the news that the World’s most beloved idiots will be returning next Summer with the cast of their new, extremely controversial show, “Skins.” It has been said that the show has been dropping sponsors left and right because of the controversial subject matter on the show. A.K.A. a bunch of un-talented teenagers who can’t act for shit, bangin each other and talkin about bangin each other, but I believe that the sponsors obviously pulled out because they saw the previews! There are plenty of sexually explicit shows on TV, the sponsors pulled out cause the show sucks! We know the sponsors of the show are “pulling out,” the question is, are the teens on the show doing the same??

Justin Bieber has also helped spread the word of the show’s return on Twitter. Which begs the question…was this young’n even alive when this show was on?? The show ended in 1997! How old was he? Three?? Anyway, it’s good news for MTV that Biebs is spreading the news to his massive following of pre-pubescent teenie boppers who are to busy threatening to kill Kim Kardashian and all the other chickies who are posing in pictures with him, to watch Beavis and Butthead anyway…

Anyway, I AM old enough to remember the show, and I loved it. I read online that the show will still use the same format it used to use, including the dynamic duos unforgettable critiques of music videos. There in lies the problem! In order for that to happen, MTV WOULD HAVE TO ACTUALLY PLAY MUSIC VIDEOS!! Which WE ALL know they don’t do! So artists, keep making your videos, you can count on Beavis and Butthead to get them air play!

I haven’t watched MTV in MONTHS, so the reboot of this show will actually allow me to re-visit this channel after I wipe the dust off of the numbers on my remote that make up the channel for MTV.

Why is MTV allowed to keep the name, “Music Television?” They NEVER play any damn music!!! I am far more concerned about their false advertising than I am Taco Bells 35% beef shenanigans…

Can’t wait for the return of Beavis and Butthead! So MTV, PLEASE don’t fuck it up like you do everything else!

MARILYN PIC OF THE DAY