NFL WEEK 8 IN REVIEW: Dolphins 30, Jets 9
Matt Moore stepped in for injured QB Ryan Tannehill and the Miami Dolphins didn’t miss a beat.
Moore threw a TD pass to Anthony Fasano, Daniel Thomas ran a TD in from 3 yards, the Dolphins got 3 Field Goals from Dan Carpenter, and Olivier Vernon recovered a blocked punt in the end zone in a Dolphins’ ROUT of their AFC East rival New York Jets.
Despite being outgained by 127 yards by the Jets, and the Jets posessing the ball nearly 3 minutes longer, the Dolphins managed to make easy work of the New York Giants where it matters most.
On the scoreboard.
With the victory, the Dolphins imoroved to 4-3 and the Jets fell to 3-5 on the season. And somewhere in New York, Rex Ryan is on a toe sucking grief binge in one of the 5 boroughs.
Trick or treat, Rexy.
NFL WEEK 2 IN CAPTION:
WEEK 2 RESULTS: Dolphins 35, Raiders 13
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, Reggie Bush spent 60 minutes yesterday reminding us that he is a former Heisman trophy winner (the NCAA’s ruling hasn’t made anybody forget that Reggie won it), and why we all thought he was going to take the NFL by storm in the first place.
Mr. Bush was in BEAST mode all day, toting the rock for 172 yards and 2 TD’s on 26 carries, including 23 yard, and 65 yard TD runs in the third quarter.
As for Dolphins rookie starter, Ryan Tannehill, 18-30 for 200 yards and 1 TD won’t set any records, but when you factor in the strong play of Bush, and the fact that Tannehill threw no interceptions, and took only one sack, that was MORE than enough to get the job done, and earn the rookie his 1st career victory.
As for Raiders’ QB Carson Palmer, if he hasn’t spent time beating himself up for threatening the now playoff caliber Bengals with retirement only to force a trade to the perenial suck fest that is the Oakland Raiders before now, I have no other choice but to question his mental capacity.
I’ll complete this post with ONE last question….
Will Darren McFadden EVER become an elite NFL running back???
Patriots 27, Dolphins 24
Tom Terrific and the New England Patriots almost fucked around and lost to a Miami Dolphins team that while low in talent, is HIGH in effort and determination.
I still don’t understand why Tony Sporano lost his job when the Dolphins were busting their asses for him each and every week.
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to come to the conclusion that the Dolphins problem is a lack of talent on the roster, NOT a lack of effort.
In other news…WHO DIED AND MAD REGGIE BUSH AN EVERY DOWN, 20 CARRY, 100 YARD A NIGHT BACK???
It’s about damn time.
Dolphins 30, Bills 23
HOLY SHIT, ladies and gentleman, Reggie Bush had a flash back to his USC Trojan, Heisman* trophy winning (the fact that he later had to give it back doesn’t change the fact that ON THE FIELD, he earned it) days on Sunday.
203 rushing yards and a 76 yard TD run on 25 carries add up to one helluva day’s work.
Reggie was running it like he needed to gain 200 yards in order to impress another Kardashian.
Way to go, Reggie.
For THIS WEEK, you are NOT a dissapointing NFL scrub.
THIS is what it feels like to follow through on your potential.
You should try it more often.
(Also, this just in, Bills’ QB Ryan Fitzpatrick REMAINS a free man despite STEALING his multi million dollar contract extension from the team)
Bush Administration ending in New Orleans??
Since arriving on the scene as what was supposed to be the NFL’s next great running back in New Orleans, Reggie Bush has been nothing more than an average running back, who is nothing more than an above average special teams player.
Bush has made more news for what he did or didn’t do while at USC, and for the greatest accomplishment of his NFL career…BANGING KIM KARDASHIAN, than he has for his overpriced, scandal laden dissapointment of an NFL career.
However, now it appears as if Bush is off to Miami to underachieve, and be OVER payed.
Miami and New Orleans have apparently agreed on a deal that would send Bush to Miami. Now Buh simply has to decide whether he would rather restructure his deal to play in Miami or play at a rate substantially lower than the $11.8 million that the Saints have finally realized that this motherfucker doesn’t deserve.
You want my advice Reggie?
Go to Miami. I have CERTAINLY seen more than enough pictures of you with your shirt off since you came into the league. Wht better place to walk around shirtless than South Beach?
Now you can walk around shirtless in Miami with a Kardashian look alike in a thong while hanging around with LeBron James while the two of you compete to see which of you can be the most overpayed, and bring the city of Miami the LEAST success.
You suck, no doubt Reggie. But my money is on Bron Bron.